








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15005 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2936 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 10815 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4335 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,768 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1814 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brandweerman Ludo | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | LetDown | 51% | 560 |
| #3 | Nick | 44% | 258 |
| #4 | patryk. | 39% | 54 |
| #5 | jazz | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LetDown | 51% | 560 |
| #3 | Nick | 44% | 258 |
| #4 | patryk. | 39% | 54 |
| #5 | jazz | 39% | 49 |
| #6 | Gwyll | 36% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LetDown | 44 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Gwyll | 34 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Nick | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Brandweerman Ludo | 11 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | patryk. | 9 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LetDown | 911 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #2 | Brandweerman Ludo | 141 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | patryk. | 127 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | jazz | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gwyll | 63 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LetDown | +0.90 | 52 | 53 |
| #2 | T-J | +0.66 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | jazz | +0.23 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | Gwyll | +0.17 | 65 | 41 |
| #5 | patryk. | -0.41 | 55 | 53 |





