








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1832 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2668 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2724 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 178 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,514,802 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IJqsper_ | 48% | 95 |
| #2 | Huzoll | 47% | 234 |
| #3 | bertvc_ | 46% | 89 |
| #4 | Aparino | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | Vallas | 44% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Meg | 34% | 124 |
| #14 | kquerl | 29% | 38 |
| #15 | Al-Kebabi | 29% | 146 |
| #16 | LetDown | 29% | 35 |
| #17 | Nick | 28% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huzoll | 52 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | jazz | 22 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Al-Kebabi | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | patryk. | 17 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Vallas | 15 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huzoll | 767 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Tinus | 453 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | T-J | 357 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | patryk. | 249 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | IJqsper_ | 194 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huzoll | +2.86 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Aparino | +2.54 | 85 | 30 |
| #3 | IJqsper_ | +2.10 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | Vallas | +0.98 | 58 | 50 |
| #5 | bertvc_ | +0.97 | 60 | 48 |





