








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5396 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6063 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5202 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4731 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,846,964 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feubit | 65% | 72 |
| #2 | Se Acabo | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | Pachmielas | Le MagicieN | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 57% | 227 |
| #5 | -Rebourne | 57% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Daichi | 56% | 106 |
| #8 | D✠D | 53% | 76 |
| #9 | euce | 52% | 88 |
| #10 | .dwg | 51% | 216 |
| #11 | meli0das | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | meli0das | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | .dwg | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | euce | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Feubit | 6 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | 926 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | .dwg | 797 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | Daichi | 399 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | ZeVent | 375 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | Feubit | 266 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cabrón福♱ -MOWGLI | +3.05 | 72 | 78 |
| #2 | Hyperixn | +2.14 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | meli0das | +0.90 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | Feubit | +0.78 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | Pachmielas | Le MagicieN | +0.24 | 81 | 36 |





