








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9105 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2085 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4628 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5316 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,585,884 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 999 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ππ ππ‘π‘ππππ‘ππ§ | 52% | 145 |
| #6 | zentre | 51% | 39 |
| #7 | εDaSINK | 51% | 389 |
| #8 | Quintaurin | 50% | 214 |
| #9 | Enzo | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ ππ‘π‘ππππ‘ππ§ | 200 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | εDaSINK | 156 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mattes | 141 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | MaxAlbert | 129 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | zentre | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxAlbert | +5.78 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | ππ ππ‘π‘ππππ‘ππ§ | +3.70 | 87 | 48 |
| #3 | εDaSINK | +1.73 | 63 | 36 |
| #4 | Enzo | +1.37 | 82 | 51 |
| #5 | LuckyDevil | +0.45 | 65 | 58 |





