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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 919 | 40% |
| Smokes | 472 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 543 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 348 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,251 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | Monsieur♎ | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | Skycun | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Tacos2000 | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | Monsieur♎ | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | Skycun | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Tacos2000 | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 17 | 0.0462 |
| #2 | Skycun | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Monsieur♎ | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Tacos2000 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skycun | 68 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Monsieur♎ | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tacos2000 | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lelio | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | +2.67 | 59 | 17 |
| #2 | Monsieur♎ | +2.25 | 33 | 52 |
| #3 | Skycun | +1.67 | 50 | 69 |
| #4 | JdFolowars | +0.91 | 55 | 44 |
| #5 | Tacos2000 | -6.80 | 33 | 42 |





