








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5767 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4230 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3824 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2563 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $868,991 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iLATE | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | cs____janne | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | M4nn3 | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | saag | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | war elephantS ☭ | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #23 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 42% | 31 |
| #24 | JaansKA:_D | 41% | 22 |
| #25 | puikale | 40% | 35 |
| #26 | Jarski | 39% | 28 |
| #27 | GrumpyTattooedMom | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cc | 322 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | frs | 268 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | 🅴🆇 1 🆃🅸🆄🅼 | 154 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | JaansKA:_D | 112 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | naMu | 109 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herraviiksi | +3.08 | 51 | 74 |
| #2 | 𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 | +2.65 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Kapybara | +2.56 | 73 | 80 |
| #4 | KeijoAnnikki | +2.50 | 69 | 73 |
| #5 | saag | +2.34 | 66 | 70 |





