








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4821 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3844 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3981 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2199 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $890,548 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EMYS | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | VALOĢA | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | pikkupsoap | 68% | 37 |
| #4 | Uruk Hai | 67% | 61 |
| #5 | BD-AMRY | 65% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | pistaisni | 56% | 131 |
| #10 | trenzi | 56% | 45 |
| #11 | bethegoodmood | 49% | 53 |
| #12 | Robii | 43% | 30 |
| #13 | nauris | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pistaisni | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | trenzi | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | EMYS | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | KAZ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Robii | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | +3.22 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | bethegoodmood | +2.35 | 76 | 79 |
| #3 | EMYS | +1.50 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | trenzi | +1.46 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | Robii | +1.05 | 81 | 44 |





