








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4624 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5286 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3974 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3674 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,361,651 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | 56% | 131 |
| #2 | ✈ | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | KAZ | 52% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | 56% | 131 |
| #2 | ✈ | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | KAZ | 52% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | ✈ | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | KAZ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | 450 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | KAZ | 259 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✈ | 141 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | +3.00 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | pistaisni | +0.41 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | ✈ | -0.10 | 49 | 56 |
| #4 | KAZ | -1.09 | 67 | 60 |





