








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Renown | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4233 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4060 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4508 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,455,540 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steff0 | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Hansi | 56% | 89 |
| #3 | Coen | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | cjayyatess | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | Olin♛ | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boom | 815 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | heli- | 725 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | cjayyatess | 649 | 0.33 | 17 min |
| #4 | a/x | 446 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #5 | jjakc | 430 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cjayyatess | +3.19 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | Coen | +2.58 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | boom | +1.85 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | heli- | +1.19 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | steff0 | +0.98 | 89 | 56 |





