








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 22% |
| Smokes | 269 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 244 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,937 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y0uM0mD0g | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | cr4M | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Henlo | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | rohen | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | WAL | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | WAL | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | Churros | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | M4rc | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | Sem.exe | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | FlueDo- | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WAL | 6 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | cr4M | 3 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | Churros | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Henlo | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Sem.exe | 2 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WAL | 168 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #2 | Churros | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | cr4M | 38 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | M4rc | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sem.exe | 20 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | +6.50 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | PB | +2.02 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | M4rc | +1.21 | 69 | 48 |
| #4 | Sem.exe | +0.67 | 88 | 50 |
| #5 | Henlo | +0.41 | 70 | 27 |





