








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 908 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1118 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 791 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1182 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,627 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | mRn | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | M4rc | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | Churros | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | PB | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PB | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | WAL | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | rohen | 41% | 51 |
| #8 | FlueDo- | 38% | 42 |
| #9 | MeatBall | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | 17 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | WAL | 7 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | FlueDo- | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | M4rc | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Churros | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WAL | 192 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #2 | cr4M | 177 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | mRn | 121 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | M4rc | 115 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | rohen | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | +2.98 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | PB | +1.65 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | WAL | +1.13 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | M4rc | +0.97 | 69 | 41 |
| #5 | Henlo | +0.89 | 77 | 39 |





