








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2551 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2232 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2179 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2204 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,254 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | untrox | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Setti Esa | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Huketsu | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Zeihan | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | vesa | 52% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | vesa | 52% | 63 |
| #6 | Possuh | 51% | 69 |
| #7 | raimo | 50% | 167 |
| #8 | Veetrox :3 | 48% | 21 |
| #9 | ville1 | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raimo | 23 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | vesa | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Possuh | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Setti Esa | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | untrox | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raimo | 550 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | vesa | 176 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Setti Esa | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Possuh | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | untrox | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raimo | +2.73 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | vesa | +1.37 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | Setti Esa | +1.13 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | ville1 | +0.93 | 73 | 85 |
| #5 | imbanssi | -0.14 | 64 | 66 |





