








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3004 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1885 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2019 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,836 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Setti Esa | 62% | 74 |
| #2 | Huketsu | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Zeihan | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | vesa | 54% | 81 |
| #5 | ville1 | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ville1 | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | Possuh | 51% | 100 |
| #7 | untrox | 50% | 54 |
| #8 | imbanssi | 50% | 167 |
| #9 | Veetrox :3 | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imbanssi | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | vesa | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Possuh | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Setti Esa | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | untrox | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imbanssi | 647 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | vesa | 228 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Setti Esa | 194 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Possuh | 113 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | ville1 | 75 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raimo | +2.92 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | ville1 | +1.39 | 75 | 83 |
| #3 | Setti Esa | +1.36 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | vesa | +1.08 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | Veetrox :3 | +0.41 | 55 | 51 |





