








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 848 | 24% |
| Smokes | 902 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 687 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,348 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | raimo | 54% | 81 |
| #7 | Zeihan | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | imbanssi | 52% | 63 |
| #9 | untrox | 43% | 28 |
| #10 | Veetrox :3 | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imbanssi | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | raimo | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Possuh | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Veetrox :3 | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Setti Esa | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raimo | 310 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | imbanssi | 256 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Setti Esa | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Possuh | 55 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | untrox | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raimo | +2.43 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | Setti Esa | +2.01 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | vesa | +1.24 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Huketsu | +1.14 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | Veetrox :3 | +0.19 | 58 | 47 |





