








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Wingman | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2309 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3079 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 6908 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 6614 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,938,408 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syber | 53% | 234 |
| #2 | Capta1n | 52% | 162 |
| #3 | sgucci | 52% | 212 |
| #4 | Stringer Bell | 51% | 157 |
| #5 | Nashji | 50% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Capta1n | 52% | 162 |
| #3 | sgucci | 52% | 212 |
| #4 | Stringer Bell | 51% | 157 |
| #5 | Nashji | 50% | 338 |
| #6 | lijger33🐯 | 46% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syber | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | lijger33🐯 | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | sgucci | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Capta1n | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Stringer Bell | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syber | 921 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | Nashji | 578 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | Stringer Bell | 555 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | sgucci | 436 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | Capta1n | 386 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syber | +1.01 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Black-Knight | +0.88 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | Nashji | +0.08 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Capta1n | +0.06 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | Stringer Bell | -0.48 | 62 | 70 |





