








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 112 | 28% |
| Smokes | 103 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 108 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 84 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,137 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | DwarriorIV | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | đιŘŦ 𝕤ђ𝐈ᵉ𝕤ⓣү | 33% | 12 |
| #11 | Drek | 20% | 5 |
| #12 | theo | 0% | 2 |
| #13 | Noname | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | đιŘŦ 𝕤ђ𝐈ᵉ𝕤ⓣү | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | JD | 2 | 0.0225 |
| #3 | DwarriorIV | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | PyramidPete | 1 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | AntiPussy | 1 | 0.0286 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | đιŘŦ 𝕤ђ𝐈ᵉ𝕤ⓣү | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | DwarriorIV | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | PyramidPete | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Patty P | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Haley Strategic | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lamron_𝔰ʰίє𝔰тY | +5.84 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | DwarriorIV | +3.20 | 58 | 56 |
| #3 | Patty P | +2.05 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | PyramidPete | +0.24 | 18 | 46 |
| #5 | BagelSMITH | -0.97 | 50 | 58 |





