








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 227 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Esplay | 43 matches | 2,133 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4712 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3562 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4020 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2291 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,217 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 66% | 71 |
| #2 | M1das | 57% | 286 |
| #3 | sakke | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | dorree | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 66% | 71 |
| #2 | M1das | 57% | 286 |
| #3 | sakke | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | dorree | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1das | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | sakke | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | dorree | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1das | 641 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | sakke | 142 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | tobbe | 72 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | dorree | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dorree | +1.56 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | M1das | +1.02 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | thomas | +0.57 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | tobbe | -0.90 | 64 | 40 |
| #5 | sakke | -1.24 | 76 | 68 |





