








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4278 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3396 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3686 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3045 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,744 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riley Reid | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | tmoe | 63% | 70 |
| #3 | Gnome Sayin | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Zaxl | 57% | 232 |
| #5 | Aco | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaxl | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | tmoe | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | fat pat | 8 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Aco | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Yo Dave | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaxl | 908 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | tmoe | 316 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Gnome Sayin | 244 | 0.37 | 6 min |
| #4 | fat pat | 203 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Aco | 177 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaxl | +1.86 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | Monsta | +1.34 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | Gnome Sayin | +1.22 | 56 | 75 |
| #4 | fat pat | +0.80 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | Riley Reid | -0.44 | 62 | 74 |





