








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7321 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6338 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2342 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3071 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,752 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 767 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmoe | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Leonopterxy | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | Riley Reid | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | Zaxl | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | Monsta | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | denny | 49% | 35 |
| #9 | c4ve | 45% | 89 |
| #10 | Blayze00 | 45% | 56 |
| #11 | Ramza | 39% | 38 |
| #12 | E@MyShorts2333 | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmoe | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | tysaal3498 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Monsta | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | c4ve | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Ramza | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaxl | 218 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | tmoe | 188 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Monsta | 169 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Leonopterxy | 157 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | Riley Reid | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denny | +2.47 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Blayze00 | +2.08 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | Monsta | +1.99 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Zaxl | +1.97 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Aco | +1.60 | 56 | 62 |





