








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2383 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4362 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3562 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3418 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,503,242 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greap | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | Fras | 55% | 105 |
| #3 | VANNOS ✨ | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | j. | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greap | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | Fras | 55% | 105 |
| #3 | VANNOS ✨ | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | j. | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VANNOS ✨ | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | greap | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | j. | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Fras | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fras | 443 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | j. | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | VANNOS ✨ | 68 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | greap | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greap | +1.72 | 78 | 35 |
| #2 | j. | +1.64 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | Fras | +1.40 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | VANNOS ✨ | +0.59 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | R0cco | -0.98 | 65 | 62 |





