








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 160 | 15% |
| Smokes | 236 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 354 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 294 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,525 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | NxBxdy | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | n1blo | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ⛧L33⛧ | 2 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | bomber rat | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ | 171 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | NxBxdy | 102 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | ⛧Sinisteri⛧ | 75 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | n1blo | 66 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | ⛧L33⛧ | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ | +4.78 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | n1blo | +1.55 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | NxBxdy | +1.52 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | Herra Kroko | -0.24 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Dawg | -0.27 | 55 | 57 |





