








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 869 | 31% |
| Smokes | 773 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 894 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 246 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,797 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fpang | 38% | 29 |
| #2 | salmonTF | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | SwaTSecK | 35% | 31 |
| #4 | Chzaron | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fpang | 38% | 29 |
| #2 | salmonTF | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | SwaTSecK | 35% | 31 |
| #4 | Chzaron | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwaTSecK | 6 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | salmonTF | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Chzaron | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwaTSecK | 106 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Chzaron | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | salmonTF | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | fpang | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwaTSecK | +2.68 | 74 | 75 |
| #2 | Chzaron | +0.28 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | salmonTF | -0.84 | 51 | 35 |
| #4 | fpang | -1.85 | 58 | 32 |
| #5 | ✯ Blight | -2.60 | 56 | 48 |





