








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 212 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 519 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1566 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1063 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,091 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emforr | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Fade | 53% | 101 |
| #3 | n1ps | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | VICtos | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | GenerousPoptart | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | n1ps | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | VICtos | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | GenerousPoptart | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | ;P | 47% | 32 |
| #7 | CSGOAvoid | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fade | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ;P | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fade | 169 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | n1ps | 145 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | VICtos | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | CSGOAvoid | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | GenerousPoptart | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emforr | +2.50 | 48 | 44 |
| #2 | Fade | +0.98 | 55 | 54 |
| #3 | n1ps | +0.95 | 53 | 71 |
| #4 | VICtos | +0.25 | 33 | 59 |
| #5 | ;P | -0.31 | 65 | 50 |





