








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 364 | 21% |
| Smokes | 393 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 528 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 484 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,602 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠Zitro✠ | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | obvLost | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Aika | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Relaxo | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | mewo | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠Zitro✠ | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | obvLost | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Aika | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Relaxo | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | mewo | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aika | 5 | 0.0329 |
| #2 | obvLost | 4 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | mewo | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Relaxo | 1 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aika | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #2 | obvLost | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | ✠Zitro✠ | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Relaxo | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | mewo | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠Zitro✠ | +5.33 | 100 | 56 |
| #2 | till | +3.39 | 98 | 31 |
| #3 | Aika | +2.67 | 100 | 46 |
| #4 | Relaxo | -2.13 | 94 | 33 |
| #5 | obvLost | -2.73 | 93 | 27 |





