








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2024 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 257 matches | ||
| Wingman | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




390 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9009 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3298 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5357 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3665 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,421,577 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ostał | 70% | 188 |
| #3 | lonely | 67% | 132 |
| #4 | PinkyTheDino | 67% | 290 |
| #5 | sis | 55% | 84 |
| #6 | Siren | 51% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PinkyTheDino | 67 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Siren | 26 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Ostał | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | lonely | 17 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | sis | 15 | 0.0100 |





