








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1207 | 37% |
| Smokes | 192 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1573 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 302 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,116,019 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doxe | 81% | 48 |
| #2 | PinkyTheDino | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | tod. | 61% | 107 |
| #4 | Aika | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | till1337 | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cozy | 25 | 0.0630 |
| #2 | tod. | 24 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Aika | 20 | 0.0214 |
| #4 | till1337 | 12 | 0.0307 |
| #5 | PinkyTheDino | 9 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aika | 125 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | PinkyTheDino | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | tod. | 78 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | doxe | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | cozy | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | till1337 | +3.41 | 99 | 42 |
| #2 | doxe | +3.09 | 97 | 39 |
| #3 | Aika | +2.71 | 97 | 36 |
| #4 | tod. | +1.66 | 96 | 31 |
| #5 | PinkyTheDino | +1.50 | 93 | 45 |





