








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1851 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1717 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2223 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1384 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $711,826 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigDaddy | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | igetsuu | 67% | 70 |
| #3 | Jekkupatteri | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | Mc Tale | 59% | 66 |
| #5 | butZi | 58% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mc Tale | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | butZi | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | igetsuu | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Pikku Jokke | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Jekkupatteri | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | butZi | 255 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mc Tale | 215 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pikku Jokke | 164 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | igetsuu | 140 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Herkkupamppu | 106 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikku Jokke | +3.63 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | igetsuu | +2.75 | 65 | 78 |
| #3 | Jukee | +0.92 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | Mc Tale | +0.70 | 49 | 72 |
| #5 | Prianna | +0.29 | 75 | 71 |





