








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 258 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3616 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4337 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4115 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2991 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,797 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | repan | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | Winter | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | bartek3774 | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Stanton PL | 62% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Stanton PL | 62% | 91 |
| #6 | Crouch | 60% | 75 |
| #7 | Pingwido bandido | 57% | 286 |
| #8 | Monterere | 55% | 251 |
| #9 | Cappuccino Assassino | 55% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingwido bandido | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Cappuccino Assassino | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Winter | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Monterere | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingwido bandido | 502 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Stanton PL | 281 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cappuccino Assassino | 215 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | 176 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | Crouch | 118 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plove. | +6.28 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | Nielot WIN.SKIN | +4.05 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | repan | +2.06 | 66 | 35 |
| #4 | Stanton PL | +1.45 | 40 | 66 |
| #5 | bartek3774 | +0.15 | 64 | 59 |





