








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3341 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3158 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3292 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2469 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $814,405 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOUBLE G | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | MK | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | igoR | 46% | 98 |
| #4 | cvnstI (◑‿◐) on 240hz | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOUBLE G | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | MK | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | igoR | 46% | 98 |
| #4 | cvnstI (◑‿◐) on 240hz | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | igoR | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | DOUBLE G | 8 | 0.0219 |
| #3 | cvnstI (◑‿◐) on 240hz | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MK | 132 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | igoR | 108 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | cvnstI (◑‿◐) on 240hz | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | DOUBLE G | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cvnstI (◑‿◐) on 240hz | +1.67 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | MK | +0.88 | 52 | 76 |
| #3 | igoR | +0.84 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Yarak Obama | -0.57 | 54 | 67 |
| #5 | DOUBLE G | -0.62 | 57 | 35 |





