








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 705 | 24% |
| Smokes | 711 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 688 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 782 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,211 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | johnny | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knxwledge | 136 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Window Licker #pride | 135 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 | 97 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rav32 | 97 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | johnny | 55 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rav32 | +2.02 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Joeshmoe | +1.63 | 47 | 65 |
| #3 | 𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 | +1.49 | 57 | 54 |
| #4 | Window Licker #pride | +1.44 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | johnny | +1.05 | 62 | 52 |





