








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7615 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7431 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5976 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6181 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,558,082 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ;Apology ☬ | 76% | 111 |
| #2 | (CAO)JuankOMG | 71% | 108 |
| #3 | ASLAK ⭕⃤ | 69% | 88 |
| #4 | CRIMZONT | 68% | 156 |
| #5 | ☭ Sperm1 | 60% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | derki | 60% | 161 |
| #7 | Manfrek | 59% | 86 |
| #8 | /// 4PPRCH | 57% | 54 |
| #9 | Whip | 51% | 35 |
| #10 | DISI༒ | NoBa | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (CAO)JuankOMG | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ☭ Sperm1 | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ;Apology ☬ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ASLAK ⭕⃤ | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | derki | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIMZONT | 721 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | (CAO)JuankOMG | 665 | 0.31 | 16 min |
| #3 | ;Apology ☬ | 480 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | derki | 275 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | ☭ Sperm1 | 201 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ;Apology ☬ | +3.78 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | AR'kinG♛ | +2.29 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | CRIMZONT | +1.40 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | derki | +1.15 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | ASLAK ⭕⃤ | +0.93 | 79 | 66 |





