








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 481 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6187 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3893 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4344 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2820 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,409,032 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hadrian | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | Stratigos | 57% | 126 |
| #3 | ☢ | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | FPS_Panda | 52% | 103 |
| #5 | AkaMilks | 52% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | AkaMilks | 52% | 119 |
| #6 | H4ZARD | 52% | 83 |
| #7 | Voice | 49% | 330 |
| #8 | Sargent Gutta | 48% | 180 |
| #9 | Swarm | 46% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voice | 35 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Sargent Gutta | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | AkaMilks | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | H4ZARD | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | ☢ | 6 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voice | 1412 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | Sargent Gutta | 452 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Swarm | 380 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | AkaMilks | 251 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | H4ZARD | 217 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ | +2.86 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | Hadrian | +1.91 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | DTDusty | +1.80 | 80 | 50 |
| #4 | H4ZARD | +1.08 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | Voice | +0.68 | 69 | 51 |





