








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2302 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3655 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4862 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3340 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,294 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aNGEr | 23 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Daily Drag | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Epibreren | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Perfection | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perfection | +5.22 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | aNGEr | +3.26 | 46 | 66 |
| #3 | Daily Drag | +1.26 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | Mamoo | +0.43 | 47 | 56 |
| #5 | Epibreren | -1.30 | 27 | 50 |





