








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2932 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3529 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2553 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2832 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,585 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kseagle | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | Ceembealt | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Jackk | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | Silence^ | 63% | 46 |
| #5 | pr0digy | 62% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | daftraders | 55% | 66 |
| #12 | Ajix | 51% | 102 |
| #13 | Multi | 50% | 16 |
| #14 | Kubsz | 45% | 33 |
| #15 | Andy_H7 | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topfragging constantly | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Ajix | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Road to Unranked | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Kubsz | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 521 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | pr0digy | 424 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | topfragging constantly | 411 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ajix | 223 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Scurrrrrrrrrrrrrr | 190 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topfragging constantly | +3.56 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | pr0digy | +2.96 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | drakora | +1.46 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Curbyy | +0.98 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | Scurrrrrrrrrrrrrr | +0.40 | 63 | 76 |





