








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6017 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4462 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5148 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 453 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,264,195 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1863 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Multi | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Jackk | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Curbyy | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | drakora | 57% | 172 |
| #5 | pr0digy | 56% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kubsz | 51% | 63 |
| #10 | Ajix | 51% | 128 |
| #11 | Road to Unranked | 47% | 121 |
| #12 | dutch oven | 47% | 213 |
| #13 | Andy_H7 | 34% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dutch oven | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Road to Unranked | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | drakora | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | topfragging constantly | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Kubsz | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dutch oven | 729 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | drakora | 523 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | topfragging constantly | 419 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ajix | 343 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | pr0digy | 302 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topfragging constantly | +3.62 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | pr0digy | +2.59 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | Kubsz | +2.09 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | dutch oven | +2.01 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | drakora | +1.64 | 68 | 68 |





