








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2111 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1427 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,817 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kubsz | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | pr0digy | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Road to Unranked | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Multi | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Ceembealt | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 51% | 128 |
| #10 | topfragging constantly | 50% | 56 |
| #11 | Jackk | 48% | 23 |
| #12 | daftraders | 44% | 32 |
| #13 | Andy_H7 | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | drakora | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | dutch oven | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | topfragging constantly | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Curbyy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dutch oven | 442 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 383 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | drakora | 295 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | topfragging constantly | 183 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | pr0digy | 115 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topfragging constantly | +4.47 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | pr0digy | +2.62 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | dutch oven | +2.22 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | drakora | +1.67 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | Kubsz | +1.05 | 72 | 49 |





