








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 952 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1411 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1288 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 915 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,718 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | topfragging constantly | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | Jackk | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | daftraders | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | drakora | 59% | 58 |
| #5 | KashiNode | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kubsz | 54% | 39 |
| #10 | dutch oven | 48% | 131 |
| #11 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 47% | 121 |
| #12 | Andy_H7 | 44% | 78 |
| #13 | Multi | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | dutch oven | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | drakora | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Kubsz | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | KashiNode | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dutch oven | 500 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | the notorious i.c.h.i. | 426 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | drakora | 199 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ajix | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | topfragging constantly | 104 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KashiNode | +5.29 | 67 | 75 |
| #2 | pr0digy | +4.28 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | topfragging constantly | +3.61 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | Kubsz | +3.20 | 78 | 50 |
| #5 | drakora | +3.12 | 73 | 69 |





