








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 495 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2655 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3242 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2384 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,220 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miles Morales | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | BONESAW | 46% | 261 |
| #3 | the machine | 45% | 134 |
| #4 | KGW_ | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | Joker8D | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BONESAW | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | the machine | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Joker8D | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Miles Morales | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KGW_ | +2.66 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | the machine | +2.57 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | BONESAW | +1.91 | 50 | 57 |
| #4 | Joker8D | +0.23 | 50 | 48 |
| #5 | Miles Morales | -0.14 | 54 | 64 |





