








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2588 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4087 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3662 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3554 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,948,066 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | RQBassie | 43% | 108 |
| #9 | peekske | 41% | 29 |
| #10 | ᴹᴿ 𝕁𝔻 | 38% | 55 |
| #11 | Badmeester Joris | 34% | 29 |
| #12 | PapaJonko | 26% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RQBassie | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Googlium | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | PapaJonko | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Sheepie | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | BrAiNZ | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Googlium | 342 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | RQBassie | 276 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Claudius Claudianus | 182 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sheepie | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | BrAiNZ | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | navvezzz LF1 | +2.87 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Claudius Claudianus | +2.21 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | Googlium | +1.89 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | BrAiNZ | +1.56 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | Penthius | +1.36 | 69 | 52 |





