








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 261 matches | ||
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6415 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7248 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6658 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6667 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,904 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 660 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | 60% | 417 |
| #2 | you did good $lick... | 59% | 204 |
| #3 | eiffeN | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | Neffie | 58% | 295 |
| #5 | ⱠæX-dll | 55% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | eiffeN | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | Neffie | 58% | 295 |
| #5 | ⱠæX-dll | 55% | 47 |
| #6 | drab | 55% | 268 |
| #7 | Frederik | 51% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Frederik | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | drab | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | you did good $lick... | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Neffie | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drab | 1301 | 0.22 | 36 min |
| #2 | Moon | 938 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #3 | Neffie | 644 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Frederik | 505 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #5 | you did good $lick... | 286 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | +1.86 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Neffie | +1.46 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | Avaar ♡ | +1.45 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | ⱠæX-dll | +0.94 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | drab | +0.47 | 68 | 73 |





