








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5176 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4760 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4052 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4300 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,264,327 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cradock | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪ m0ment | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | ✪Lazarus | 49% | 86 |
| #4 | Kuisis | 49% | 158 |
| #5 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 48% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | +2.82 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ m0ment | +1.09 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | Cradock | +1.00 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | LCKY-Luke | +0.76 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | ✪Lazarus | +0.67 | 71 | 68 |





