








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4367 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5253 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3867 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3637 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,305 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush it to the limit' | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Dodo | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | Chyphix | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | ✪ m0ment | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | -ov | 48% | 79 |
| #12 | Carl "CJ" Johnson | 47% | 36 |
| #13 | Kuisis | 46% | 199 |
| #14 | Aurora | 45% | 153 |
| #15 | ZeWuR | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ✪Lazarus | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Curf | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Dodo | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | 693 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | ✪Lazarus | 321 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | -ov | 273 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Stefan #refrag.gg | 177 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Curf | 174 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | +2.04 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Curf | +1.80 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Kush it to the limit' | +1.63 | 57 | 73 |
| #4 | :Saltiee | +1.55 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ m0ment | +1.45 | 79 | 72 |





