








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 189 | 17% |
| Smokes | 227 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,412 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hubon | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Detrog | 38% | 40 |
| #6 | Rafal2 {NK} | 37% | 43 |
| #7 | Wilczy | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | JusT A FaILuRe | 24% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafal2 {NK} | 111 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Saddychanka :3 | 40 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Detrog | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hubon | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | JusT A FaILuRe | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcydemon | +11.57 | 94 | 55 |
| #2 | Wilczy | +4.73 | 60 | 57 |
| #3 | Hubon | +1.94 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | Rafal2 {NK} | +1.41 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Detrog | -0.49 | 62 | 44 |





