








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2538 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1218 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1468 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1719 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,505 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Vincenty | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | VIRUS15 | 49% | 115 |
| #9 | Arcydemon | 47% | 15 |
| #10 | JokeR | 33% | 12 |
| #11 | JusT A FaILuRe | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JusT A FaILuRe | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | VIRUS15 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Hubon | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Rafal2 {NK} | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | JokeR | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubon | 222 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | VIRUS15 | 143 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rafal2 {NK} | 132 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wilczy | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | JusT A FaILuRe | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcydemon | +6.45 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Wilczy | +5.51 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | Rafal2 {NK} | +3.98 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | Hubon | +3.95 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Detrog | +1.64 | 64 | 40 |





