








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1820 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1030 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2201 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2129 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,059 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hubon | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Tox1c | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | Rafal2 {NK} | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | follow him dont stop | 45% | 114 |
| #5 | Wilczy | 44% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tox1c | +5.08 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | Wilczy | +3.78 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | follow him dont stop | +2.90 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | Rafal2 {NK} | +1.41 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | Hubon | +1.27 | 56 | 69 |





