








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1087 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6361 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5739 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4002 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5569 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,120 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 959 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weirdhoney | 65% | 66 |
| #2 | Swag_Lured | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Yakub | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | Vital | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | You A QT ♡ | 60% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | BOT Zohan | 53% | 36 |
| #10 | brinbran | 52% | 42 |
| #11 | Hugh Janus | 51% | 111 |
| #12 | /thraz | 45% | 31 |
| #13 | artaxiann | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DnT | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | BeltFedBird | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Hugh Janus | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | weirdhoney | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Swag_Lured | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DnT | 368 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | You A QT ♡ | 316 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hugh Janus | 314 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | weirdhoney | 210 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | BeltFedBird | 185 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | You A QT ♡ | +1.61 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | Do_Worrk :) | +1.30 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | pio pio | +1.19 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Hugh Janus | +0.98 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | BeltFedBird | +0.73 | 70 | 58 |





