








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1669 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




176 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10385 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10100 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7375 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7366 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,634,313 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1903 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obama the villager | 30 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Tolman's Totalitarian Creamery | 28 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ChamaBTC | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Wxqie | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Jonk | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shock_1K | +2.46 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | Joe the Villager | +0.90 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | Wxqie | +0.63 | 93 | 44 |
| #4 | Tolman's Totalitarian Creamery | -0.20 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | ChamaBTC | -0.34 | 77 | 33 |





