








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4349 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3664 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2915 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3103 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,046 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmun | 77% | 129 |
| #2 | i arent think that | 67% | 279 |
| #3 | Aeiris | 65% | 159 |
| #4 | Tz | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | Kur0 | 63% | 430 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kur0 | 25 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | dao | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | i arent think that | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | edmun | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Tz | 2 | 0.0250 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmun | +2.05 | 77 | 48 |
| #2 | Kur0 | +1.09 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | i arent think that | +0.79 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Aeiris | +0.70 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | dao | +0.45 | 52 | 67 |





