








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1795 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1035 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 719 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,941 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i arent think that | 80% | 156 |
| #2 | Aeiris | 80% | 105 |
| #3 | Kur0 | 78% | 180 |
| #4 | Chicken | 77% | 129 |
| #5 | dao | 76% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kur0 | 20 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | i arent think that | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Chicken | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | dao | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Aeiris | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dao | 944 | 0.31 | 23 min |
| #2 | Kur0 | 469 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Chicken | 438 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Aeiris | 343 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | i arent think that | 288 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmun | +3.65 | 78 | 48 |
| #2 | i arent think that | +2.90 | 62 | 62 |
| #3 | Aeiris | +0.66 | 58 | 68 |
| #4 | Kur0 | +0.53 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | dao | +0.45 | 52 | 67 |





