








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1795 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1035 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1076 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 719 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,006,443 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i arent think that | 80% | 156 |
| #2 | Aeiris | 80% | 105 |
| #3 | Kur0 | 78% | 180 |
| #4 | Chicken | 77% | 129 |
| #5 | dao | 76% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kur0 | 14 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | i arent think that | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Chicken | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | dao | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | CarSex537 | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dao | 698 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | Kur0 | 376 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Chicken | 315 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aeiris | 278 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | i arent think that | 226 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmun | +2.86 | 78 | 47 |
| #2 | i arent think that | +2.28 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | Aeiris | +1.00 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | dao | +0.68 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | Kur0 | +0.19 | 81 | 51 |





