








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1040 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4098 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6249 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5860 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5186 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,407,483 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 676 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmun | 80% | 156 |
| #2 | Tz | 71% | 100 |
| #3 | Aeiris | 71% | 255 |
| #4 | dao | 70% | 335 |
| #5 | Kur0 | 68% | 458 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kur0 | 33 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Chicken | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | dao | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Aeiris | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Tz | 8 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dao | 2062 | 0.33 | 51 min |
| #2 | Kur0 | 1401 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #3 | Chicken | 1048 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | Aeiris | 850 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #5 | edmun | 411 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edmun | +3.51 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | i arent think that | +2.98 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | Tz | +2.54 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Aeiris | +0.87 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | dao | +0.84 | 52 | 66 |





